A Life of Impossible Dreams
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SUPERNATURAL STARTED OUT AS TWO BOYS LOOKING FOR THEIR DAD AND NOW THIS
fucking winchesters they’ll pour a glass of water and accidentally start the second Great Flood
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”I want my books to have their own shelves,” you said, and that’s how I knew it would be okay to live together.
David Levithan, The Lover’s Dictionary (via bibliophileanon)
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Who remembers these?
#wow man paper clips i sure do have a use for these in my every day six year old life #shit is that a ruler man y’all gettin crazy i’m not even ready to comprehend centimeters #okay those are some nice markers but um they’re not arranged by color and it’s triggering my ocd very early on #oh wait nope i lied about the markers being nice they don’t fucking work at all this is HORSE SHIT you are the roseart of markers #you can’t go wrong with paint right i bet i will draw some SICK people with these #well fuck you too vaguely tinted water that isn’t at all painty #aw colored pencils yiss my big sister uses these now we have something to talk about i am finally COOL #FUCK YOU PENCILS YOU TORE MY GODDAMN COLORING BOOK#nice try oil pastels but mom says i can’t eat you or draw on the walls with you so i kind of have no use for you #crayons don’t even start with me #you don’t even have a brand do you #this is horse shit mom #why can’t you get me a twelve pack of crayola #or SHIT a 64 pack there is no way that a 64 pack would cost more than this come on let’s be real #wait why am i given a stapler #why are you giving a child a stapler #there should be a childrens book about this #’if you give a child a stapler they’re gonna staple their thumb and cry about it for an hour’ #thanks for the safety scissors #my barbies scissor harder than those scissors scissor #and uh. glue that doesn’t…glue…anything. #it doesn’t even taste good #fuck you man fuck you
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everyone in the world has an iphone except me i feel like a nun
(Source: hungarian)
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I’m going to be real with you now tumblr, if an elf and a hobbit had a child it would look like this
that’s actually so accurate that I have lost all ability to can.
This actually makes the perfect sense.
I think that is the most accurate description for Benedict’s amazing looks I’ve ever come across.
(Source: nekonomikon)
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IF I EVER MISGENDER YOU FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME!!! YOUR GENDER IDENTITY IS NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD REMAIN QUIET ABOUT AND I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY SCREW UPS I MAY HAVE DONE/MAY DO IN THE FUTURE
I WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE TALKING TO ME
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when people get angry at you for liking snakes
THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE
Snakes are my favorite reptile.
(Source: togamilicious)
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Are you committed, or commitment phobic?
